“Everything on britfacts is true”
Overheard by Alex, Shems, Caity, Alicia, Greg and Jaime
“It’s bad to ‘chug’ water”
Overheard by Alex, Caity, Shems and Arthur
“Mermaid folklore exists because sailors used to have sex with manatees”
Overheard by Shems and Alex
Mixed Metaphors (a list)
Skin off my bones
Can’t lead a horse to the carrot
Indentured slavitude
Entwangled (entwined and entangled)
Flew too far to the sun
Flame retarded
Circumpass
Short men always have a lot of keys
Overheard by Skow, Caity, Sam
“Aren’t walnuts brain food, they look like brains so they are good for your brain”
Overheard by Alex, Shems, Arthur and the entire restaurant
“One day I’m gonna freeze my breast milk and rub it all over my face cause it’s really good for your skin”
Overheard by Arthur and Teagan
“You absolutely cannot eat a raw green bean”
Overheard by Alex, Caity, Arthur and Alicia
“I always travel with pens. They make you write stuff.”
Overheard by Beth and Glen.
“You should put sugar on it, sugars good for burns… probably”
Overheard by Alex, Beth and Arthur