“If you dip your balls in soy sauce you can taste it”
Heard by Shems and Caity
“The French use less soap than everyone else in the world”
Brit, to a French person
“Aren’t walnuts brain food, they look like brains so they are good for your brain”
Overheard by Alex, Shems, Arthur and the entire restaurant
“Every NYE 12 children get separated from their families”
Heard by Sam
“Microwaves remove all the nutrients from your food”
Heard by Nico
“You can run faster if you trot”
Heard by Alex
“If you drink coke, it cures your hangover”
Heard by Sam
“You don’t have to drink water to live”
Heard by the world
“Tomatoes are bad”
Heard by Sam
“It’s bad to ‘chug’ water”
Overheard by Alex, Caity, Shems and Arthur
“Potatoes are genetically close to humans if we’re talking DNA”
Heard by Alicia
Mixed Metaphors (a list)
Skin off my bones
Can’t lead a horse to the carrot
Indentured slavitude
Entwangled (entwined and entangled)
Flew too far to the sun
Flame retarded
Circumpass
“Dark beer is good for your muscles”
Overheard by: Caity, Dev, Sam & Arthur
“You mustn’t whistle at night it’s very bad luck”
Caity, Shems, Alex and Arthur
“Thrifted clothes are also made by slaves”
Heard by Sam
“You should put sugar on it, sugars good for burns… probably”
Overheard by Alex, Beth and Arthur
“Gin makes you emotional but other alcohol doesn’t”
Heard by Arthur
“One day I’m gonna freeze my breast milk and rub it all over my face cause it’s really good for your skin”
Overheard by Arthur and Teagan
“28 isn’t late 20s cause you can get much later than that… like 29”
Heard by Alex, Arthur and Shems
“If you eat two skittles one on each side of your mouth so your teeth don’t get jealous you won’t dislocate yours jaw”
Heard by Alex, Arthur, Greg, Shems and Caity
“Everything on britfacts is true”
Overheard by Alex, Shems, Caity, Alicia, Greg and Jaime
“If you pull a leaf of a tree in a room, then when you go back into that room all the other trees will remember you.”
Overheard by: Caity, Sam, Dev & Arthur
” Five minutes of sun in your butthole is worth 30 minutes of cardio”
Heard by Sam
“My brain is big”
Overheard: Caity, Sam, Dev & Arthur
“You absolutely cannot eat a raw green bean”
Overheard by Alex, Caity, Arthur and Alicia
“I always travel with pens. They make you write stuff.”
Overheard by Beth and Glen.
“The worms are their money their bones are their dollars”
Jeet
“Mermaid folklore exists because sailors used to have sex with manatees”
Overheard by Shems and Alex
“India is a northern country”
Heard by Sam and Caity
Short men always have a lot of keys
Overheard by Skow, Caity, Sam